Jarvis Johnson
Jarvis Johnson
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I Spent A Week Alone In The Metaverse
Check out Pokémon Sleep and sleep your very best!
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Me
00:00:00 The Metaverse Is Dead
00:01:41 Day 1
04:59:25 Pokémon Sleep
00:07:50 Day 2
00:12:42 Day 3
00:18:03 Midweek Blues
00:20:09 Day 4
00:22:45 Day 5
00:28:09 Day 6
00:32:08 Day 7
00:35:36 This Sucked
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Відео

Tiktok's Worst Podcast
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Faking A Kidnapping For Content (w/ Danny Gonzalez)
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Horrifying Home Design (w/ Chad Chad)
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I Bought Everything I Saw on TikTok
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Instagram Hates Its Users
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The New Worst Content Farm (Fabiosa)
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The Laziest Content on TikTok (w/ Chad Chad)
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TikTok's Tech Bro Creeps On Women
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Old People Are Taking Over TikTok
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The Man Who Broke A Dating Show (Love is Blind)
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High School Musical 2 Is The Greatest Movie of All Time
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TikTok's Terrible Mermaid Conspiracies
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Fictional Influencers Are Taking Over TikTok
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Walmart and Target are going to war on tiktok
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Stealing from school is the new tiktok trend
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Stealing from school is the new tiktok trend
America's Most Smartest Model Is A Terrible Show
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America's Most Smartest Model Is A Terrible Show
Netflix’s Monster Dating Show Is Scaring Me (Sexy Beasts)
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Netflix’s Monster Dating Show Is Scaring Me (Sexy Beasts)
The Worst Talk Show Host Is Still On The Air (Jerry Springer)
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The Worst Talk Show Host Is Still On The Air (Jerry Springer)
MTV's Show About 'Yo Momma' Jokes Was Low-Key Racist (w/ Kurtis Conner)
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MTV's Show About 'Yo Momma' Jokes Was Low-Key Racist (w/ Kurtis Conner)
Becoming a Duck Influencer (w/ Danny Gonzalez)
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Becoming a Duck Influencer (w/ Danny Gonzalez)
The Worst Talk Show Is Still On The Air (Maury)
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The Worst Talk Show Is Still On The Air (Maury)
TikTok Food Hacks For Your Toilet
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TikTok Food Hacks For Your Toilet
The Worst Dhar Mann Rip-off (ZVOID Studios)
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The Worst Dhar Mann Rip-off (ZVOID Studios)
TikTok Alpha Male Teaches Me About Women
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TikTok Alpha Male Teaches Me About Women
Wasting Food For Clout
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Wasting Food For Clout
Trying TikTok's Awful Cooking Hacks
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Trying TikTok's Awful Cooking Hacks
The Worst Dating Show on Television Is Falling Apart (The Bachelor)
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The Worst Dating Show on Television Is Falling Apart (The Bachelor)
they just won't stop making deepfakes
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they just won't stop making deepfakes
Trying The Worst Life Hacks On The Internet
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Trying The Worst Life Hacks On The Internet

КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @raimarulightning
    @raimarulightning 2 години тому

    Low-key, the guy that talked about "fuck it all out the window" made a lot of sense. He was commenting on how sometimes somebody can make a comment about your situation that is completely logical and makes total sense, but because you're involved, it becomes hard or impossible for you to accept. Like when friends can tell a relationship is icer before the people involved

  • @beanboy8509
    @beanboy8509 2 години тому

    I love you so much but i dont know how to tell you because i know you love someone else 12:21

  • @steamcaptain3256
    @steamcaptain3256 2 години тому

    I turned 27 while watching this video

  • @mydadisbig
    @mydadisbig 3 години тому

    So. I went to East High School irl. And watching these movies has so many additional layers when you were a smart kid/theatre kid at the most famous high school in the world 🥲

  • @Rainswrld999
    @Rainswrld999 4 години тому

    3:23 omg look at her face

  • @karlsmith2339
    @karlsmith2339 7 годин тому

    Get married and after you get divorced. Let me know when its all said and done if you were treated fairly by your ex and the courts. Get some real life experience. You wont hold the same beliefs in the end..

  • @dominicisnotstealingcontent
    @dominicisnotstealingcontent 7 годин тому

    18:21 no

  • @jillogicaljelly3627
    @jillogicaljelly3627 9 годин тому

    Go and look up whale calls....

  • @snailb0y
    @snailb0y 9 годин тому

    4:33 is dakota johnson limes core

  • @loweffortproductions1985
    @loweffortproductions1985 10 годин тому

    Yo mama so dumb she cosplayed for the Geneva Convention

  • @abigailgilpin8010
    @abigailgilpin8010 12 годин тому

    OMG I'm officially old but if I saw these I would not have guessed that it was fake, though it is very over done.

  • @SarahSoLovelyXo
    @SarahSoLovelyXo 12 годин тому

    I think... friendly... wasn't the right word. Maybe 'shyjarvis' would have been more fitting

  • @kayoss8787
    @kayoss8787 15 годин тому

    Definition of a psychopath: someone who shows you the definition of a psychopath on a first date and says: “I’m the opposite”

  • @DiamondWisps
    @DiamondWisps 17 годин тому

    16:08 Yeah Jarvis! Steakums doesn't deserve you! You and slimjim work so much better together

  • @DiamondWisps
    @DiamondWisps 17 годин тому

    I'm hoping whoever runs the slim jim account was just like "Damn, I love Jarvis, I wish there was a way for him to actually read how much I love thid video.... WAIT"

  • @SerenityDreaming
    @SerenityDreaming 23 години тому

    Dude doesn't realize everybody has stomach problems, he just doesn't notice/ask anyone he isn't attracted to.

  • @adzdrawss
    @adzdrawss День тому

    as a movie theater worker I can assure you no one cares if you bring in snacks. We’re not gonna steal your food. There is no way that would matter enough to them. And if you want to bring a grand food in that you can’t bring it in a bag then you shouldn’t bring it in the first place.

  • @ourcorrectopinions6824
    @ourcorrectopinions6824 День тому

    These men just want to control and degrade women, with unlimited access to them sexually. It's disgusting.

  • @elizzzzzabitch
    @elizzzzzabitch День тому

    the camera persons astonished reactions to everything just makes me imagine them like doing normal cooking like cracking eggs in a pan and being like (gasp) oh my gosh....

  • @binguschingus5395
    @binguschingus5395 День тому

    i cant believe no one mentioned the aggro crag on the desk

  • @CoreKatalyst
    @CoreKatalyst День тому

    The v sauce music gets me every time

  • @CarolineCalvano
    @CarolineCalvano День тому

    did not expect reviews of national parks this is amazing

  • @CarolineCalvano
    @CarolineCalvano День тому

    eugene is either single or not interested in women

  • @MrFish-Blub
    @MrFish-Blub День тому

    0:00 Nice shirt

  • @TransAroPan
    @TransAroPan День тому

    Random Dumbass Lowest Effort"Alpha"TikToker:People Can't Get Pissed at You if You Give 100% me:LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!if People Can Get Mad at You Just For Being Sick(my Older 1/2 Brother Just Through a Fucking Temper Tantrum Just Because I'm Too Damn Sick to Help Clean my Mom's House)Then They Can Get Mad at You For Giving 100%

  • @sophiastargazer
    @sophiastargazer День тому

    I mean, drinking other mammals' milk actually isn't "normal" for human adults (which is why lactose intolerance exists), but you can't even give these clowns credit for saying so, because if you follow through with that thought, there's no other conclusion to arrive at than the fact that drinking human breast milk as a human adult is just as abnormal. Obviously they're not trying to make a good faith argument about the ethics of animal product consumption, but the way the argument is framed kind of makes actual animal rights' activists look bad, so it pisses me off.

  • @codyRsimpsonrules
    @codyRsimpsonrules День тому

    “I would rather be locked up than chop a bell pepper” had no right being that funny

  • @softwarephil1709
    @softwarephil1709 День тому

    “Would you like to get together sometime this week?” “Um, I’m busy that day.” 😔

  • @softwarephil1709
    @softwarephil1709 День тому

    “This was not fun.” That sums it up. 💯

  • @xhyenabite
    @xhyenabite День тому

    the fact that the art style changes for every video is so confusing

  • @user-ji1nw5tr8z
    @user-ji1nw5tr8z День тому

    HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THIS IS THE SIMS

  • @mitchellnoe1660
    @mitchellnoe1660 День тому

    People watching in 2024 👇

  • @abbysworld05
    @abbysworld05 День тому

    I remember when this was a big thing, I found out from one of my teachers I had is that someone stole her poster which she paid for with her own money

  • @kend2403
    @kend2403 2 дні тому

    Miss you pookie

  • @samstone1718
    @samstone1718 2 дні тому

    People with a fully developed brain shouldn’t be messing around with people without one. And under that age (generally 25) you should stick extremely closely to your age as even a year can completely change a person. I think 18 being the age of consent is too young. Yes you can consent; but you are still so extremely susceptible to grooming. 20 or 21 would make a lot more sense. That’s not to say that someone that age should have free access to younger people either. Like a consensual agreement for those between 18-21 and then at 21 you can date anyone you want. In my early 20’s now and 18 year olds are just as naive as middle schoolers and in more danger because they think they’ve finally grown up.

  • @christophermokelky2064
    @christophermokelky2064 2 дні тому

    lol i hope you didn't get a dramamine addiction in the making of your one week alone in the metaverse

  • @EternalYorkieMom
    @EternalYorkieMom 2 дні тому

    All I could think of with the story about the quarter was “Finally! I can use a cart at Aldi!!”

  • @potatoskin5168
    @potatoskin5168 2 дні тому

    Hey! I wanted to say thank you. Monopoly Go is incredibly similar to the Coin Master game, and I was able to stop playing so quickly because I saw the same patterns you presented when the video first came up. This video is not only stopping people from playing Coin Master but also from future games with the same premise

  • @myamedina3056
    @myamedina3056 2 дні тому

    Two years late but I'm sure this was fetish content 😭

  • @borderlinebipolarbear
    @borderlinebipolarbear 2 дні тому

    First thing that I think of when hearing "woohoo" is sims getting busy lol

  • @black_lemon5258
    @black_lemon5258 2 дні тому

    4:32

  • @joey_bags
    @joey_bags 2 дні тому

    i’m not even joking when i say this, i swear on my mother, tooturnttony is my third cousin 💀

  • @user-uv9ln5bl9k
    @user-uv9ln5bl9k 2 дні тому

    Jarvis calling out papa for introducing himself one his own tictok with a shirt with his name on it😂😂😂😂

  • @Mari.005
    @Mari.005 2 дні тому

    Idk? I think you’re a tad delulu my boi.😉 11:17

  • @skippythealien9627
    @skippythealien9627 2 дні тому

    the trash can at your local Starbucks has more personality and charisma than the white dude who hosts the second podcast lmfao

  • @nemesis8626
    @nemesis8626 2 дні тому

    It baffles me that these guys on fresh and fit and whatever podcasts have the audience they do and its sad that some guys that i assume are young and inexperienced think these guys are intelligent and knowledgeable about women, it seems like they got every bit of information they know about women from social media and havent actually spoke or been with any real women in their entire life, OF girls on the grand scheme of things make up a small percentage of women and these podcasts blanket all women under the same level, isn't it funny they never debate with more intelligent professional women? These guys are basically the male equivilent of feminists its as simple as that

  • @MsArrika
    @MsArrika 2 дні тому

    That's genius though, get exposure and take these losers money. Thats fine xD I image the DMs are just role-playing marital-rxpe and their limp dxcks. Takes some bravery to endure that but if they're paying a pretty penny. Thats one of the best "fck you" boss bxtch moves 😂❤

  • @i_wholeheartedly_refuse
    @i_wholeheartedly_refuse 2 дні тому

    no joke, this made me so angry. u call a bunch of women, and then talk literal nonsense. no backups, no backbone. i want to get to this pod just to get kicked out because bro? that shows that he is too incompetent to even keep his own guests.

  • @Kenny-Alpha
    @Kenny-Alpha 2 дні тому

    Simp alert ⚠️

  • @Littlebozo21
    @Littlebozo21 2 дні тому

    I’m convinced the ppl recording are being held captive and forced to record bc who’s filming this😭😭💀🤚